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How Do You Document Real Life?

when real lifes getting more like fiction each day

I'd Rather Aubree NOT Impolde, So I'll Post This...
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1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this in your journal.

boredom scares me shitless
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so im completely bored out of my mind. 
Examples:
I spent 4 hours with my grandmother yesterday running her errands for lack of anything better to do
I am taking 2-3 showers a day for lack of anything better to do
I WILLINGLY put up christmas lights in my front yard in the rain for lack of anything better to do
I went to bed at 9:30 ish for lack of anything better to do
I cleaned out the hot tub for lack of anything better to do
I WENT RUNNING!!! (i hate running) for lack of anything better to do
I went for a walk in the rain for lack of anything better to do
I talked my grandmother into letting me freak out any guy on the MUS campus by practicing driving around their parking lots and those little twisty roads they have for lack of anything better to do
I am willingly going to see a movie with my family today FOR BLOODY LACK OF ANYTHING BETTER TO FUCKING DO!
so i'm bored shitless, i thought i was going to be really busy over break, but OH NO. any one who want to do ANYthing (short of either of us sleeping over) im open for suggestions. PLEASE call me and save me from the crushing boredom.
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I'm DONE
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I'm done, but unless some major divine intervention-ing happens the rest of my theatre career is ruined. but on to a lighter topic...ummm...nevermind, i can't think of one. going to lunch with my family. ACK! the next week is going to be intense family togetherness. CALL ME ANYTIME!!! PLEASE! Please interrupt the family-ness so i get a chance to breathe and not murdalize anyone. WOOHOO! Exams are over! and this is a pretty funny email i got today:

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and

Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees

and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,I'm Gonna

Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the

froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Ji ngle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

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Jing le Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells ...

Merry Christmas people! Have a fun break.


HOW many?
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How many lights does it take to decorate an 8' tree?
21. 
TWENTY ONE STRINGS OF LIGHTS! 
My mother used 21 strings of lights on our christmas tree! Its going to catch fire and burn in effigy to christmas like guy fawkes for the gunpowder plot. that'd be kinda cool, instead of celebrating the horrible twisted monster of greed christmas has become we'd burn christmas trees to defy that. kinda cool.


the reason for last nights scream of frustration
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So my weekend sucked except for 7:00pm Friday-1:30am Saturday. 
Speaking of which, whats worse waking up parentals at 1:30 in the morning to tell them your home and getting yelled at for waking them up, or getting woken up being yelled at for NOT waking the parentals up?
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Quote of the Day:
"Put fire [to a barrel of gunpowder] with one of their pistols...and all merrily go to Hell together."-From my research
And that is why I picked Pirates... 

All of you should come to the play thursday-sunday 7:30-9:30-ish I MAY be able to reserve tickets, if not bother Aubree for tickets, but I don't think they'll be sold out, we're already cutting seats.

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I just saw Titan AE (I know its animated, bear with me) again and it struck me that this dude looks like another character from an animated movie and I cant remember which. This is really bothering me, so if anyone recognizes him, please let me know.
 

Quick question to whomever is listening...
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Aubree's not here to ask...
Is contact solution supposed to turn brown?

Quotes
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Some of the best quotes from this week:

"Where's my Jew food?"-Zuzanna

"Whats a baby?"-Sophie
"Its a little person dumbo!"-Melissa

"Squeeze my belly - I make noise!"-Melissa

"It's like a hippo with a lisp - Ahithophel"-Me

"I'd be Eve...but then I be stuck with just one man..."-Becca

"I know what its like to be God."-Me

"I need to be a tanned vampire."-Nikki (I almost died writing this one down, I fell down the stairs outside)

"Stop stabbing! We're all dead!"-Lillie

"What country were you in?"-Mrs. Mansberg
"Oh, Baltimore."-Brandon

"Jesus is near..."-Kathryn

"See, now we're getting close to--" Mr. Evans
"JESUS!!!"-Faith and Testament class

"I've searched for myself and can't find me so I guess I'm not there..."-Me

That was for all you who arent on college tour or gone yet.
This is for yall who arent going anywhere...

HA!!

I'm in Florida tomorrow.

Techies=God
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Let me preface this entry with this quote:
To support the theory that techies are like God: Some actors claim that techies aren’t important. They may use the example from ancient Greek theatre--"Did they have lights back then?" The answer is simply "Yes. And who supplied them with light? God."

Now, I'm writing a paper for Faith and Testament applying myself to a character in the Bible--I'm using God. Now the following is the beginning of my paper.


Though few of my friends know it, I know what its like to be God. This is the story of my first year running tech (technical crew) for St. Mary’s’ plays. 
 
On the first day I walked into the theatre and said, ”Let there be light!” and there was light and it separated the stage from the house and I saw that it was good. And I was there from morning to evening on the first day.
Then I said, “Let there be a set!” and I separated the wood from the scraps and joined it with the nails and paint; and a world was created at my fingertips and I saw that it was good. And I was there from morning to evening on the second day.
Then I said, “Let there be costumes!” and I ventured into the basement pulling forth costumes of all style and hue. I found dresses and roller skates and a patchwork body suit; all were wonderful and awful in their own respect and I saw that it was good. And I was there from morning to evening on the third day.
Then I said, “Let there be props!” and all manner of props were created (or found) by my hands. From swords to chairs to incredibly heavy bar tables, all shapes and sizes were readied and I saw that it was good. And I was there from morning to evening on the fourth day.
Then I said, “Let there be creatures of little intelligence and let them populate the stage but not own it!” and I called them the extras and chorus. And I gave each their role and lines and they managed to eat and trample the set I’d created and rip the costumes, but all were mended in good time and I saw that it was good and I was there from morning to evening on the fifth day. 

It will continue with actors then the day of rest, its going to be amazing, I just hope I don't get charged with heresy. Oh well.


I went driving today with my grandmother. I DROVE ON WALNUT GROVE!!! This is a HUGE deal for me seeing as I have a list of streets that I will not drive on and Walnut Grove is at the top of the list. I drove around my neighborhood, some parking lots and around the paradiso. It was great and I almost hit some one only once. unlike yesterday when the car seemed determined to hit every old jewish person trying to walk to temple. dont tell kayleigh I said that. Oh I also learned that theres this group called Jews for Jesus...really. Its for Jews who have converted to christianity but still claim their jewish culture. And today I got put on camera at church instead of shadowing! They (the tech crew) diagnosed me with ADD by performing the milkduds test. If you want I can do it to you at school, it is painless and quick, I only need to ask you a few questions. Oh and during the sermon my camera had a split and the top of the preacher's head stopped moving even when the preacher was, it was entertaining to say the least.

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I'm thinking about submitting these to Bel Let tell me what you think, the first would be anonymouse(i know its mispelled)

What is Eternal?
 
Sitting, pondering I glare into space
Wondering what is eternal?
Do deeds make a man?
Or promises?
Or words?
Or the emptiness left
After selling a soul for a moment of glory?
Is that soul yours?
Or is it another’s?
 
What is eternal?
Misery,
Love,
Pain,
And wonder,
All have their end in one way or another.
 
A life that leaves nothing behind?
A waltz with an eternal dancer?
That dancer-
A friend?
            An enemy?
            A figure unknown?
            The shadow of death?
            Fear of alone?
 
Betrayal-
Betrayal is eternal.
 
 
Betrayal
 
Feel it take you, drag you under
See it fill your mind with wonder
What will happen?
Now you’ve gone?
What do I do?
Now you’ve left me wronged?
These questions crowd me
Begging answers
No solution that I can see
They’re whirling, twirling like mad dancers
Leaving no room for thought, hope love, or joy
 
This is what you’ve done to me
Left me broken
Lying here
In more pieces that I can bear
A shattered shell is what I am
You’ve taken me and smashed
All I thought that I ever had

"Another Fucking Weekend..."
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Actually I can't complain. I got to see two of my favorite people in the world, eat good food, go tailgating (twice!), see MEMPHIS LOSE!!!, meet (actually run into--literally) Archie and Eli Manning, watch UGA only beat Ole Miss by a little (5 points) (contrary to popular belief, I do like both UGA and Ole Miss), and in the words of the spanish casper "tenga un [muchacho] en mi cama." I'm happy. Woo!

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So after 3:05, I took the day off from all school work of any kind and went to the theatre. its really fun to say. I went and saw My Fair Lady- it was great and all you losers who didnt see it...HA! You should see it. It closes Sunday, go see it. That's an order you squashed cabbage leaves!

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